I tried to win at YouTube but no one liked my stuff,
I tried Instagramming but my art’s not good enough.
I attempted blogging but had nothing much to say,
Plus all my decent posts were depressing anyway.
Facebook just got too much, I had to leave it be
When I saw my ex having so much fun away from me.
I tried Tumblr but I didn’t fit the crowd;
On Twitter, neutrality is simply not allowed.
On Etsy, I tried to sell the things that I created
Learning how to ship stuff just got me all frustrated.
Snapchat didn’t work for me as even with the filter,
My face just looked out of place; my shooting was off-kiltre.
I deleted Tinder after one too many creeps
Plus the constant message ‘ping’ was ruining my sleep.
I tried online gaming to get things off my chest;
Was so bad that nobody would pick me for a quest.
Amazon drop-shipping was a bit of a non-starter-
I’d prefer a part time job which paid me more pro-rata.
I had more luck on Ebay when I wanted to declutter;
Social media has made me a complete and utter nutter.